Monday, March 15, 2004
Today in History: Mar 15, 44 Et tu, Brute? Julius Caesar, ignoring the warnings of astrologer Spurinna, is unaware of the Ides of March. So he is stabbed stabbed stabbed till he dies dies dies at the Pompey theater.
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Reading, Writing, and Racism
Special education teacher Yolanda Moorjaney has been arrested for scrawling "hateful, offensive" phrases on the bathroom stalls at PS256 Elementary in Queens, NY.
There have been complaints about the racial slurs since back in January and finally she and her marking pen have been caught. Nasty white chick Moorjaney, who has shaped young minds at the school for 6 years, has been charged with 4th degree criminal mischief and could face 4 years in prison if convicted.
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Chop Chop
Someone in the southern Indian state of Tamil Nadu really needs to get people to stop chopping off body parts. The trend appears to be that if you support your local politician, you should lop off an appendage.
Take, for example, Ganesa Pillai, a 48 year old cook. Ganesa so admires J Jayalalitha that he took a sickle to temple and lopped of 3 fingers from his left hand. This so the gods would look down kindly on the former actress Jayalalitha and give her the political position she so richly deserves.
Last week, a police constable also chopped off 3 of his fingers...this for the more specific reason that Jayalalitha's nick name 'Amma' has 3 letters in the Tamil script. Well then. Choppy choppy. Additional self mutilations in the name of Jayalalitha include one dude cutting out his tongue and dropping it into a pitcher at a temple and another slitting off his thumb.
Jayalalitha has requested that these admirers please stop hurting themselves to show how much they like her.
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Grumpy Andy Rooney Calls Mel Gibson a Wacko
Wow! I didn't even know anyone still paid attention to Andy Rooney! Apparently he ticked off over 30,000 people enough with his babble that they each sent him a letter telling him how awful he is. Although during the same segment, Rooney called Rev Pat Robertson a wacko too, people really were upset about the slur against Mel. One quote from a piece of hate mail had the following complement: "[Andy Rooney is an]asinine, bottom-dwelling, numb-skulled, low-life, slimy, sickening, gutless, spineless, ignorant, pot-licking, cowardly pathetic little weasel."
Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it!
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Stay Away From The Water!
City officials in Aliso Viejo, CA, temporarily considered a ban the use of styrofoam cups after receiving warnings about the highly dangerous properties of dihydrogen monoxide, which is used in their production. A paralegal working for the city stumbled upon a website that warned that dihydrogen monoxide is
"an odorless, tasteless chemical" that can be deadly if accidentally inhaled. They were a touch red-faced when they realized that dihydrogen monoxide is..uh..H2O...water. The ban has been taken of the docket for now.
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Porn Bad For Kids!
XXXchurch.com wants to be sure kids aren't exposed needlessly to porn. Their last PSA got the message across for a short time. It was a dwarf, with a tag line "Porn Stunts Your Growth." That lasted for a bit, till the Little People of America got a wee bit pissed & demanded it be stopped.
So now they've decided to hook up with Porn director James DiGiorgio to make a new anti-porn message complete with happy puppets. The message: parents, keep your porn to yourself; don't share it with your kids.
Though the Little People of America don't have a problem with this, DiGiorgio says that some members of the porn industry have dubbed him a turncoat. Meanwhile, XXXchurch.com founders are getting heat from the religious right (who says they shouldn't be talking with the nasty dirty porn people) and with members of the porn industry who think they shouldn't be criticized.
You can please some of the people some of the time...
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Reading, Writing, and Racism
Special education teacher Yolanda Moorjaney has been arrested for scrawling "hateful, offensive" phrases on the bathroom stalls at PS256 Elementary in Queens, NY.
There have been complaints about the racial slurs since back in January and finally she and her marking pen have been caught. Nasty white chick Moorjaney, who has shaped young minds at the school for 6 years, has been charged with 4th degree criminal mischief and could face 4 years in prison if convicted.
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Chop Chop
Someone in the southern Indian state of Tamil Nadu really needs to get people to stop chopping off body parts. The trend appears to be that if you support your local politician, you should lop off an appendage.
Take, for example, Ganesa Pillai, a 48 year old cook. Ganesa so admires J Jayalalitha that he took a sickle to temple and lopped of 3 fingers from his left hand. This so the gods would look down kindly on the former actress Jayalalitha and give her the political position she so richly deserves.
Last week, a police constable also chopped off 3 of his fingers...this for the more specific reason that Jayalalitha's nick name 'Amma' has 3 letters in the Tamil script. Well then. Choppy choppy. Additional self mutilations in the name of Jayalalitha include one dude cutting out his tongue and dropping it into a pitcher at a temple and another slitting off his thumb.
Jayalalitha has requested that these admirers please stop hurting themselves to show how much they like her.
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Grumpy Andy Rooney Calls Mel Gibson a Wacko
Wow! I didn't even know anyone still paid attention to Andy Rooney! Apparently he ticked off over 30,000 people enough with his babble that they each sent him a letter telling him how awful he is. Although during the same segment, Rooney called Rev Pat Robertson a wacko too, people really were upset about the slur against Mel. One quote from a piece of hate mail had the following complement: "[Andy Rooney is an]asinine, bottom-dwelling, numb-skulled, low-life, slimy, sickening, gutless, spineless, ignorant, pot-licking, cowardly pathetic little weasel."
Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it!
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Stay Away From The Water!
City officials in Aliso Viejo, CA, temporarily considered a ban the use of styrofoam cups after receiving warnings about the highly dangerous properties of dihydrogen monoxide, which is used in their production. A paralegal working for the city stumbled upon a website that warned that dihydrogen monoxide is
"an odorless, tasteless chemical" that can be deadly if accidentally inhaled. They were a touch red-faced when they realized that dihydrogen monoxide is..uh..H2O...water. The ban has been taken of the docket for now.
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Porn Bad For Kids!
XXXchurch.com wants to be sure kids aren't exposed needlessly to porn. Their last PSA got the message across for a short time. It was a dwarf, with a tag line "Porn Stunts Your Growth." That lasted for a bit, till the Little People of America got a wee bit pissed & demanded it be stopped.
So now they've decided to hook up with Porn director James DiGiorgio to make a new anti-porn message complete with happy puppets. The message: parents, keep your porn to yourself; don't share it with your kids.
Though the Little People of America don't have a problem with this, DiGiorgio says that some members of the porn industry have dubbed him a turncoat. Meanwhile, XXXchurch.com founders are getting heat from the religious right (who says they shouldn't be talking with the nasty dirty porn people) and with members of the porn industry who think they shouldn't be criticized.
You can please some of the people some of the time...
Comments:
"There have been complaints about the racial slurs since back in January and finally she and her marking pen have been caught. Nasty white chick Moorjaney, who has shaped young minds at the school for 6 years, has been charged with 4th degree criminal mischief and could face 4 years in prison if convicted."
I'm so very glad to know that the concept of innocent until proven guilty holds such priority in your head.
BTW cunt, Yolanda was found not guilty of all charges. I guess you'll have to go find some with hunt fodder elsewhere.
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I'm so very glad to know that the concept of innocent until proven guilty holds such priority in your head.
BTW cunt, Yolanda was found not guilty of all charges. I guess you'll have to go find some with hunt fodder elsewhere.
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