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Sunday, March 07, 2004

Today in History: Feb 24 1992 In a very special episode of Geraldo, daytime talk show host Geraldo Rivera has fat cells removed from from his ass and injected into his forehead. --dailyrotten



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OUCH! Woman Says 'I Don't' At NBA Game

I've wondered for so darned long when this would happen. A guy so confident in his girlfriend's reaction proposed marriage to her in the middle of a public sporting event. And she said no.

At this weekend's Indiana Pacers-Washington Wizards game, a woman was 'randomly' selected to be in a halftime contest on the court. She participated, and won that contest, then was told 'but wait - there's more'. Joe Boyfriend then got down on bended knee and proposed to her. And she quick as a bunny turned around and ran far far away! Click on the link for some fun video of the humiliating scene!

http://cf.nbc10.com/phi/sh/videoplayer/video.cfm?id=2867839&owner=phi

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Thieves steal bridge in Ukraine

Metal theft is a bigger problem than one would think in Ukraine. So big, in fact, that some conniving thieves have STOLEN an 11m steel bridge, previously stretched over the river Svalyavka. Police blame the local population, as it seems highly suspicious that nobody noticed the theft until they tried to cross the river.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/3514061.stm

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This Guy's Art Literally Stinks, I should think.

Shihan Hussaini, a painter in India, has grown tired of the usual mediums of oils, chalks, pastels, or water colors. So he had 4 bottles of blood drained from his body over a span of 20 days and used said blood to paint 56 portraits of Jayalalithaa, the chief minister of Tamil Nadu.

"I am very satisfied with the spectacular aesthetic result of my effort and I wish the chief minister sees all my paintings," he said.

He plans to take his bloody paintings to schools and colleges to encourage people to donate blood.

Uh. And then to paint with it?


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Duh

A security screener at Denver International Airport has been reprimanded and several others at airports across the country put on administrative leave for sending their bodies through checkpoint x-ray machines to see what their brains look like.

They managed to roll themselves down the conveyor belts and have their bodies scanned. They are in big trouble now, and it has been proven that they do not, in fact, have any brains at all.



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