Thursday, March 25, 2004
Richard Simmons Bitch-Slaps Man in Airport
Don't mess with Richard Simmons, or he'll get his fancy pants in a bunch, baby! While he was waiting for his flight at Sky Harbor Intl Airport (Phoenix), a fellow passenger recognized him.
Wittily, said passenger announced, "'Hey everybody. It's Richard Simmons. Let's drop our bags and rock to the '50s." <<<<<>>>>>>>
Richard got really really mad, took his mean self right over to the offending passenger and SLAPPED his FACE!
While not injured, the passenger is going to press charges of assault against the Sweatin' to the Oldies guru.
Assaulted by Richard Simmons. Now THAT's something to put on a resume.
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Privates Piercings a No Go in Georgia
So now every Tom, Dick and Harry can go out in Georgia and get his mighty staff pierced with no fear of legal reprisal, but women cannot to the same to their secret space.
The Georgia House passed a bill 160 -0 to no longer allow women of any age to be pierced in or near their heavenly chambers. This because it is considered to be female genital mutilation, and as such would be punishable by 2 - 20 years inprison. And this isn't just cosmetic piercings, either. It's any piercing in the nether regions.
Amendment sponsor Rep. Bill Heath, R-Bremen, who apparently lives in a cave, was described by accessnorthgeorgia as "slack-jawed when told after the vote that some adults seek the piercings."
"What? I've never seen such a thing," Heath is quoted as saying. "I, uh, I wouldn't approve of anyone doing it. I don't think that's an appropriate thing to be doing."
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Don't mess with Richard Simmons, or he'll get his fancy pants in a bunch, baby! While he was waiting for his flight at Sky Harbor Intl Airport (Phoenix), a fellow passenger recognized him.
Wittily, said passenger announced, "'Hey everybody. It's Richard Simmons. Let's drop our bags and rock to the '50s." <<<<<
Richard got really really mad, took his mean self right over to the offending passenger and SLAPPED his FACE!
While not injured, the passenger is going to press charges of assault against the Sweatin' to the Oldies guru.
Assaulted by Richard Simmons. Now THAT's something to put on a resume.
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Privates Piercings a No Go in Georgia
So now every Tom, Dick and Harry can go out in Georgia and get his mighty staff pierced with no fear of legal reprisal, but women cannot to the same to their secret space.
The Georgia House passed a bill 160 -0 to no longer allow women of any age to be pierced in or near their heavenly chambers. This because it is considered to be female genital mutilation, and as such would be punishable by 2 - 20 years inprison. And this isn't just cosmetic piercings, either. It's any piercing in the nether regions.
Amendment sponsor Rep. Bill Heath, R-Bremen, who apparently lives in a cave, was described by accessnorthgeorgia as "slack-jawed when told after the vote that some adults seek the piercings."
"What? I've never seen such a thing," Heath is quoted as saying. "I, uh, I wouldn't approve of anyone doing it. I don't think that's an appropriate thing to be doing."
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