Sunday, March 28, 2004
Nose Mining Report
According to Prof Dr Friedrich Bischinger, if you wish to be happier & healthier, you should just start picking your nose and eating it. He also recommends that children be encouraged to make use of their nose mining skills, as ultimately it renders their noses cleaner than when using just tissues and such.
In an ananova report, Dr Bischinger states: "Medically it makes great sense and is a perfectly natural thing to do. In terms of the immune system the nose is a filter in which a great deal of bacteria are collected, and when this mixture arrives in the intestines it works just like a medicine.
"Modern medicine is constantly trying to do the same thing through far more complicated methods, people who pick their nose and eat it get a natural boost to their immune system for free."
According to Prof Dr Friedrich Bischinger, if you wish to be happier & healthier, you should just start picking your nose and eating it. He also recommends that children be encouraged to make use of their nose mining skills, as ultimately it renders their noses cleaner than when using just tissues and such.
In an ananova report, Dr Bischinger states: "Medically it makes great sense and is a perfectly natural thing to do. In terms of the immune system the nose is a filter in which a great deal of bacteria are collected, and when this mixture arrives in the intestines it works just like a medicine.
"Modern medicine is constantly trying to do the same thing through far more complicated methods, people who pick their nose and eat it get a natural boost to their immune system for free."
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