Monday, March 22, 2004
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Isha cute widdle fuzzy bunny WHOMP!!!!!!!!
So the other day, agriculture teacher Jane Bender made what she calls 'a bad decision' when she whomped some cute little bunnies to death in front of her Ag class. In 30 years of teaching, she's been doing just fine. But she decided she did not want to have to bottle feed the cute little day old floppy eared creatures. She requested that her students take them out and bury them alive. When the students refused, in the words of studen Ryan Harrell, ""She came over with a shovel and just sort of chopped in the hole, and then buried them."
The students said that they offered to take care of the bunnies, but Bender moved forward with her bunny annihilation regardless. The school board hasn't spoken with Bender but have put forth the theory that she simply was trying to teach the kids about how sometimes farmers have to put animals down.
By bludgeoning them in front of unexpecting students.
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Rabble Rousing Senior Not Welcome
Arthur Barnes, 73, sued to be allowed back into the Boone County Senior Center but to no avail. Boone County Judge Gordon Webb has ruled that he can go to any other senior center, but based upon his previous behavior he is not to set foot in Boone County Senior Center again.
Barnes was kicked out of that facility because of his raucus manner: he lost some dominoes, he left billiard balls on the pool table and even took extra ice cream toppings and donuts, depriving others of their treats. He also, it is said, even got an extra glass of milk once.
The judge recommended that he go to another senior center, like maybe the Flippin Center that is nearer to his home. He would rather hang out at this one, though, because it's closer to the Wal Mart.
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Attn: Employees of Scott County Nursing Center
Please be aware that the following actions are NOT considered helpful or caring when attending to your septegenarian wards:
* squirting a blind resident with liquid and making her think it is snot
* barking like a dog next to the bed of a resident who is scared of dogs
* piling up blankets and such in a resident's bed so it looks like someone is sleeping there...when the resident has serious anxiety issues regarding strangers sleeping in her bed
* convincing a resident she's bleeding then laughingly explaining that it's really just ketchup
* watching a fight between residents rather than trying to stop it.
A handful of your coworkers have been fired for such actions, because their explanation that they thought these were just silly pranks was determined to be unacceptable.
--the management
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Burmese Bush Boo Boo
Last July, GWBush banned imported goods from Burma to punish its military dictatorship. Appears that an exception was made: some fleece pull-overs being used as his official merchandise to promote his re-election campaign.
The explanation by the redfaced import company that supplies the clothing is that the Bush/Cheney'04 fleece pullovers were part of the last batch to come into America from Burma and it's just cruel irony that they have ended up where they are.
The viewpoint from the director of the National Labor Committee, Charles Kernaghan, is that it actually "shows a crude indifference to this issue [of importing goods from] the most brutal country on earth, known for things like child labor and sexual slavery."
But the pullovers really ARE quite darling.
Isha cute widdle fuzzy bunny WHOMP!!!!!!!!
So the other day, agriculture teacher Jane Bender made what she calls 'a bad decision' when she whomped some cute little bunnies to death in front of her Ag class. In 30 years of teaching, she's been doing just fine. But she decided she did not want to have to bottle feed the cute little day old floppy eared creatures. She requested that her students take them out and bury them alive. When the students refused, in the words of studen Ryan Harrell, ""She came over with a shovel and just sort of chopped in the hole, and then buried them."
The students said that they offered to take care of the bunnies, but Bender moved forward with her bunny annihilation regardless. The school board hasn't spoken with Bender but have put forth the theory that she simply was trying to teach the kids about how sometimes farmers have to put animals down.
By bludgeoning them in front of unexpecting students.
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Rabble Rousing Senior Not Welcome
Arthur Barnes, 73, sued to be allowed back into the Boone County Senior Center but to no avail. Boone County Judge Gordon Webb has ruled that he can go to any other senior center, but based upon his previous behavior he is not to set foot in Boone County Senior Center again.
Barnes was kicked out of that facility because of his raucus manner: he lost some dominoes, he left billiard balls on the pool table and even took extra ice cream toppings and donuts, depriving others of their treats. He also, it is said, even got an extra glass of milk once.
The judge recommended that he go to another senior center, like maybe the Flippin Center that is nearer to his home. He would rather hang out at this one, though, because it's closer to the Wal Mart.
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Attn: Employees of Scott County Nursing Center
Please be aware that the following actions are NOT considered helpful or caring when attending to your septegenarian wards:
* squirting a blind resident with liquid and making her think it is snot
* barking like a dog next to the bed of a resident who is scared of dogs
* piling up blankets and such in a resident's bed so it looks like someone is sleeping there...when the resident has serious anxiety issues regarding strangers sleeping in her bed
* convincing a resident she's bleeding then laughingly explaining that it's really just ketchup
* watching a fight between residents rather than trying to stop it.
A handful of your coworkers have been fired for such actions, because their explanation that they thought these were just silly pranks was determined to be unacceptable.
--the management
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Burmese Bush Boo Boo
Last July, GWBush banned imported goods from Burma to punish its military dictatorship. Appears that an exception was made: some fleece pull-overs being used as his official merchandise to promote his re-election campaign.
The explanation by the redfaced import company that supplies the clothing is that the Bush/Cheney'04 fleece pullovers were part of the last batch to come into America from Burma and it's just cruel irony that they have ended up where they are.
The viewpoint from the director of the National Labor Committee, Charles Kernaghan, is that it actually "shows a crude indifference to this issue [of importing goods from] the most brutal country on earth, known for things like child labor and sexual slavery."
But the pullovers really ARE quite darling.
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