Saturday, March 20, 2004
Bald is Beautiful
Dissatisfied customer George Kosir has been having a bad hair day for over a year, thanks to an ugly hairpiece that Ultra Hair Studio slapped on his head for a mere $4400. He’s gone to court against Ultra two times now, the first time being awarded another ugly hair piece and this time settling out of court on confidential terms. Ultra has denounced him as ‘a difficult client’ and states ‘we want nothing further to do with him’.
He has been banned from all Ultra Hair Studios, due to his pesty nature. Kosir doesn’t mind, though – he’s now going to a rival hair studio so neener neener Ultra.
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My Grandmother, My Wife
Rather than settling for being an adoring grandson, 25 year old Narayan Biswas of Panchpara India has married his 80 year old grandmother. No, no, he swears it’s nothing odd. He just wants to be able to be sure she gets her meals and medicine and such and figures that being a hubby will make him that much better at being a provider. Grandma, whose first husband died over 30 years ago, is quite happy with the arrangement. Okay then. I don’t EVEN want to picture what that does to the family tree.
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Is it Bush or Is It Aliens?
Well SOMETHING made it so South Korean President Roh Moo-hyun was impeached early this month. North Korea says it was George Bush and his plotting ways. The Raelian’s have a different take on it.
You may remember the Raelians, the folks from Switzerland who claim they have cloned humans and that we all are descendents of aliens and Rael (the group’s leader) is responsible for setting up a nice reception area for when the aliens come back. Yeah, that group.
Well, see, the Raelians have a much better explanation for the impeachment. It was nothing political. It was because Roh wouldn’t allow Rael to visit Korea last August, so now the head extraterrestrial, Elohim, is ticked off and got Roh kicked out of his power position.
Makes much more sense to me.
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More People Offended
So the St Petersburg Times reports that officials in the Florida city want to stop all the cursing from those nasty offensive concerts they hold at one of their city parks. Their plan is to fine the performers $500 for each curse word uttered during a performance. To ensure payment, they want promoters to put up a $10,000 cash bond from which the money would be taken at each bleep. If the act has more than $10k worth of cursing, they can’t come back for 18 months.
This came up after some folks who live in St Petersburg were offended by rapper 50 Cent’s filthy dirty nasty mouth. The promoter perspective? Well, Dave Hundley who owns State Theatre in that city said, “I can't tell Mr 50 Cent not to say the F-word. I don't have any control of what an artist is going to do onstage…I don't know if Neil Diamond is suddenly going to say f***.”
Ya wanna know what I think? Click here: Social Comment
Here’s a weird thing. Imaginary girlfriend. Everything you always wanted in a relation except the sex or the girl. Can you say, “Psycho Stalker Chick Flashbacks”?
http://www.imaginarygirlfriends.com/info.php
Dissatisfied customer George Kosir has been having a bad hair day for over a year, thanks to an ugly hairpiece that Ultra Hair Studio slapped on his head for a mere $4400. He’s gone to court against Ultra two times now, the first time being awarded another ugly hair piece and this time settling out of court on confidential terms. Ultra has denounced him as ‘a difficult client’ and states ‘we want nothing further to do with him’.
He has been banned from all Ultra Hair Studios, due to his pesty nature. Kosir doesn’t mind, though – he’s now going to a rival hair studio so neener neener Ultra.
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My Grandmother, My Wife
Rather than settling for being an adoring grandson, 25 year old Narayan Biswas of Panchpara India has married his 80 year old grandmother. No, no, he swears it’s nothing odd. He just wants to be able to be sure she gets her meals and medicine and such and figures that being a hubby will make him that much better at being a provider. Grandma, whose first husband died over 30 years ago, is quite happy with the arrangement. Okay then. I don’t EVEN want to picture what that does to the family tree.
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Is it Bush or Is It Aliens?
Well SOMETHING made it so South Korean President Roh Moo-hyun was impeached early this month. North Korea says it was George Bush and his plotting ways. The Raelian’s have a different take on it.
You may remember the Raelians, the folks from Switzerland who claim they have cloned humans and that we all are descendents of aliens and Rael (the group’s leader) is responsible for setting up a nice reception area for when the aliens come back. Yeah, that group.
Well, see, the Raelians have a much better explanation for the impeachment. It was nothing political. It was because Roh wouldn’t allow Rael to visit Korea last August, so now the head extraterrestrial, Elohim, is ticked off and got Roh kicked out of his power position.
Makes much more sense to me.
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More People Offended
So the St Petersburg Times reports that officials in the Florida city want to stop all the cursing from those nasty offensive concerts they hold at one of their city parks. Their plan is to fine the performers $500 for each curse word uttered during a performance. To ensure payment, they want promoters to put up a $10,000 cash bond from which the money would be taken at each bleep. If the act has more than $10k worth of cursing, they can’t come back for 18 months.
This came up after some folks who live in St Petersburg were offended by rapper 50 Cent’s filthy dirty nasty mouth. The promoter perspective? Well, Dave Hundley who owns State Theatre in that city said, “I can't tell Mr 50 Cent not to say the F-word. I don't have any control of what an artist is going to do onstage…I don't know if Neil Diamond is suddenly going to say f***.”
Ya wanna know what I think? Click here: Social Comment
Here’s a weird thing. Imaginary girlfriend. Everything you always wanted in a relation except the sex or the girl. Can you say, “Psycho Stalker Chick Flashbacks”?
http://www.imaginarygirlfriends.com/info.php
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